JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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