Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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