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I hate all girls vehemently.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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