Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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