What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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