She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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