She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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