If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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