I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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