shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sorry about my life...
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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