my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
His nipple licking is glorious
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