3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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