I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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