apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
