Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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