'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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