You're completely useless in the revolution.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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