We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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