Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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