Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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