ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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