What did we do last night that was yellow?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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