Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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