do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
So gin and wine won't be happening again
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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