he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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