every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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