I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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