Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My vagina just clenched in fear
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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