yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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