Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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