just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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