just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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