dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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