Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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