He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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