Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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