ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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