im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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