Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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