if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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