Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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