sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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