I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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