Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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