so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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