My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I want her autograph on my taint
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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