Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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