I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Randomize
