my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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