google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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